Friday, October 15, 2010

Snooki Want Smoosh Smoosh

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One of the world's most controversial cartoons has taken aim at the reality show Jersey Shore. They really ripped at one of the reality shows breakout star named Snookie. In the Southpark episode she was depicted as a giant ugly rat that was addicted to cocktails,dill pickles,and some odd sexual humping gesture that she referred to as "smoosh smoosh". I thought that when Southpark makes fun of celebrities they slander there name or have them doing things they normally dont do. This seems like a normal thing to me from the few times I watched Jersey Shore. They also showed the popular start Mike "The Situation" while he was showing of his abs that he usually likes to talk about he was beaten to death.

Since this episode has become an overnight viral topic. There are now many websites that are talking about making a possible halloween costume called the Snookie Smoosh Smoosh monster. I couldnt really picture a costume of an orange rat with boobs hanging out. The fassion accessories that would have to be involved would be a fake cigarette. I dont know if I would let my kids wear it. Dont want them getting wedgies and being made fun of but thats just me I guess.

I think I would probably give in and buy it if it really did come out if it had a voicebox that really said the sound clip from the show. As an adult you would be the hit of any party you showed up to but its still a gamble to be honest. I would honestly have to say other than the comical clip of Snooki and the recent inclusion of the word muff cabbage in urban dictionary because of this episode. They really dont deserve the extra attention.

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Rioting Americans

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This excerpt below shows how Alex Jones of InfoWars has people believing that US troops are training to stop rioting Americans. This deluded conspiracy theorist has people sending him money to continue his ‘fight’ aganist the American take-over of it’s own citizens.

His bid to create a cash flow due to begging his followers to send him money is creating a buzz and is trending news for the moment.

The reason he is in dire straits is not very visible, as he is simply asking his minions for money seems to scream desperation. According to some, he cannot pay for his own utility bills, and decided to get this moneybomb created in order to continue his conspiracy website afloat.

Alex Jones is starting a 24 hour marathon to raise money to keep his Infowars website running.




Jones, 36, has said that since the last marathon in 2007 the audience for the site has tripled, yet money to fund the operation has remained unchanged.

This is one of many “moneybombs” Jones has requested from his followers. It seems that this one is the biggest yet, as there is a concerted effort to push for more and more minions to contribute.

There are questions as to why he needs this money, is it for himself, or his radio show. These questions are being raised by media and interested parties.

Jones has described himself as a libertarian as well as an “aggressive constitutionalist.” Jones added that since his site does not get corporate backing that some such sites get he is dependent on supporters to fund the site.

Starting today Jones will stream a number of unreleased videos over the internet for free.

His Infowars Moneybomb is making top news to the surprise of the media. A moneybomb is a request from a person or a group hoping to raise funds in a very short time from it’s supporters.

The infowars operation hopes to generate a new lease of life from fund raising efforts and Alex will be broadcasting non stop for a full day on October 14.

A moneybomb last occurred in 2007 and the economic recession since then has kept Alex’s Cashflow stagnant even though his listeners have increased three folds.

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TurboTax Home & Business

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Melissa Rauch Biography

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MELISSA RAUCH is a critically acclaimed actress, writer and stand-up comic. Her television work includes appearances on True Blood, The Big Bang Theory, The Office, Kath & Kim, 12 Miles of Bad Road, Dirty Sexy Money and Best Week Ever. Some of her film appearances include I Love You, Man, Delirious, and the upcoming comedy Thunder Geniuses. Melissa garnered rave reviews for her award winning portrayal of the President's Daughter in her one-woman show, THE MISS EDUCATION OF JENNA BUSH. After being awarded Outstanding Solo Show and TheaterMania's Audience Favorite Award in the New York International Fringe Festival, Melissa was invited to extend her run at LA's Coronet Theater, and to perform THE MISS EDUCATION of JENNA BUSH at HBO's prestigious US COMEDY ARTS FESTIVAL in Aspen. To learn more, see www.misseducation.com.

Melissa has toured with the esteemed political satire group GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT and starred in their off-Broadway run in NYC. Her film-noir comedic satire "The Condom Killer" (which Melissa co-wrote and co-directed, was an official selection of The Friar's Club and Hollywood Film Festivals), and her original digital shorts include "Partially Stalked Love" and the "Intern Rap" are both featured on www.Funnyordie.com. As a stand-up comic, Melissa was named "Best College Comedian" on MTVs TRL by Jamie Foxx and Carson Daly and performs to sold-out crowds at colleges and universities nationwide.


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Jo Garcia

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Jo hits the DirecTV studios to check out the newest 3D technology with television and live sports and reports from the 2010 AllStar baseball game to test.

Our gamer girl Jo Garcia shows off her best moves in her video review of the new Playstation Move controller.

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In honor of the release of Capcoms Dead Rising 2 Gamer Next Door Jo Garcia challenged some of her Playmate Cyber Girl and Playboy Radio friends to a Zombie makeup contest.

Jo Garcia braves a zombie pub crawl for the launch of Capcoms new undead thriller Dead Rising 2 in stores now. Get more info on the game at htt. Vote now to pick who did the best job of Zombifying.

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In honor of the release of Capcoms Dead Rising 2 Gamer Next Door Jo Garcia challenged some of her Playmate Cyber Girl and Playboy Radio friends to a Zombi.

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’30 Rock’ Live Episode

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Spoilers for 30 Rock's live episode coming up. I am typing this post LIVE, with no edits or backspacing to correct typos! You can't prove that I didn't!

30 Rock may be about a lot of things—work, politics, gender and race, snack foods—but at its most enjoyable it's a TV show having fun with the idea of being a TV show. So "Live Show" may not have been 30 Rock's greatest episode as an episode; shot normally on film (with the meta-live jokes removed) it would have been a story with familiar Liz and Jack character beats and a fairly weak Jenna-is-ticked-at-Tracy subplot.

But taken on its own as a 30-minute special, it was a good time: a rough, adventurous ride that gave off a sense of joy at getting to play on a stage for a half hour.

The actual performance was a bit choppy at first (I watched the East Coast version, being, well, on the East Coast), but both script and performances picked up by the first commercial break—as should be unsurprising, given the cast full of people with plenty of live-performance experience.

And I have to wonder if part of that wasn't a function of getting acclimated to seeing and hearing 30 Rock with live studio laughter, since the show is usually written tightly and without breaks for reactions. (I suspect that some of the show's drier lines, like Dot Com's "It was Angels in America, Trey!" would have played funnier in a regular filmed 30 Rock.) It was jarring to see the show open on what looked like an SNL set (it was, in fact, on SNL's stage, another bit of meta), a fact the first line acknowledged, and to hear the show's normal whipcrack rhythms pause for applause.

A lot of the best jokes in "Live Show," then, were not funny just for the gags themselves but for how we knew they were pulling off the gags in the context of live performance. Having Liz look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in her flashbacks, for instance, was funny because Liz idealized herself in her memory, and because she was actually played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, but most of all because it was a brilliant solution to: so how is 30 Rock going to do all those flashbacks and cutaways on a live stage? The live format allowed the writers to work in Brett Favre and Chilean miners references. And the cut to the usual camera filter at the end—rendering the sheen of recorded TV as the sweet, sweet haze of alcohol—was a funny and sweet note to end on.

That's another way of saying that the episode was at its best when it was not like a normal 30 Rock, because a typical 30 Rock—which is closer to The Simpsons than a three-camera-shot-before-an-audience-show—doesn't really translate live. (Dr. Spaceman's ED CD commercial was a hoot, but really it was an SNL sketch.) That said, it was impressive what did translate from the usual show: I could have seen Carol's distraught call from the plane ("The in-flight meal was a fritatta!") as a taped cutaway easily.

Other shows besides 30 Rock have translated badly to live TV—ER, for instance, lost the show's usual thread and fell flatter because it's live episode was meant to carry dramatic weight, rather than just be a good time. I had a very good time watching 30 Rock live—and I suspect I probably wouldn't find it held up so well on a second watch.

And that's fine; when it comes down to it, this was a tribute for TV lovers by TV lovers to the medium's ability to play and produce delights that are ephemeral. The live 30 Rock was a reminder of what a thrill live TV other than American Idol can be. And maybe we should see more of it in the future. But from a show other than 30 Rock next time.

Your thoughts? And in particular, what did the West Coast Tuned Inlanders think?

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South Park Jersey Shore Full Episode Video

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The FULL VIDEO of the South Park Jersey Shore Episode  is here now live and kicking! All you have to now is to click the link below. This is a limited special offer of the FULL VIDEO of this episode of South Park, so enjoy it now!

This week’s South Park episode (season 14 episode 9, “It’s a Jersey Thing”) will focus on the state of New Jersey’s aggressive expansion across the United States, led by Pauly D, Mike “The Situation,” and the Jersey Shore crew. What can we learn from the commercial previews? Watch South Park Jersey Shore Episode now!

New Jersey believes it is its manifest destiny to take over the land that stretches to the Pacific Ocean.This statement sound very ineteresting. This only implies that we need to watch now!

Why? Probably because the state’s residents are more gymmed, tanned, and freshly laundered than the rest of the country. From Randy’s map in the preview we can see New York has already been taken over. So what state left has a chance of stopping them? Probably, California due to its size, abundance of UV, and the Venice Beach muscle heads. Let’s hope the battle isn’t stopped in Colorado so it can reach the final frontier.

Why? Because you’re a grenade, a stalker, or you’ve been drinking the Haterade most likely. As you can see from the screenshot, Pauly is leading the charge and The Situation is close behind him. But who are these others? It looks like South Park missed the mark on the girls. There are no blondes on the show, but it looks like the three most prominent female characters (from left to right) are supposed to be Snooki, Angelina, and Jenni. Okay, on second thought, Angelina’s likeness is actually incredible.
I don’t care that Ronnie and Sammie were left out of the preview, but where’s Vinny?? He’s an essential part of the crew.

We can trust that South Park will do a good job with these characters in the full episode. It’s nearly impossible to blunder. South Park and Jersey Shore are two of the funniest shows on television right now. Look out for the new South Park episode this Wednesday night (10/13) at 10, and check out our recaps if you’re a true junkie.

Finally, a rapper gets bonus points for doing something good. T.I. appeared out of nowher Wednesday to help police talk a jumper out of, well, jumping off the roof of a high-rise in Midtown Atlanta. Word is he talked to the man about how a person “can make it through anything.” We’ll see about that as T.I. faces a federal judge who may revoke his probation on a weapons conviction – all because he was arrested on drug charges last month with his wife “Tiny” during a traffic stop. Still, good job, T.I., with talking a man
from the edge. Maybe that’ll help when you approach the judge.

“South Park” rips “Jersey Shore”: Why did no one call to tell me about “South Park” lampooning “Jersey Shore”? I hear they turned Snooki into a Jersey Devil who carries an umbrella drink and a jar of
pickles. She also attempts to rape men (“Get her off me! Get her off me!”) – including Cartman. You can watch the episode here, but it’s so NOT SAFE FOR WORK! So … how did Snooki react? After the show, she posted a Twitter update that included the words “We’ve officially made it.” *sigh* Never had any
doubt of her class to begin with, did we?

Streaker gets stiffed, sorta: Remember the streaker who shot past President Obama earlier this week, only to be taken down by the cops and escorted from the political rally? He did it for $1 million – as promised by a billionaire Internet mogul. After reviewing the tape, the mogul said the streaker didn’t quite fulfill all the requirements for earning the mil. You see, Obama did not see the buff man running. However, the gracious and rich marketing-crazy man agreed to pay a year’s worth of the streaker’s rent and his sister’s hospital bills. It was the streaker’s “personal story” – all he wanted to do was pay for his kids’ education and his sister’s medical bills – that moved the billionaire. Lucky guy?


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The View Walk Off Video

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Note to self: don't piss off the women of The View.

Bill O'Reilly was a special guest star on the talk show on Thursday and during a conversation about the proposed Islamic cultural center near Ground Zero things got so heated that Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walked off the set!

According to the Huffington Post, O'Reilly said President Obama's qualified support of the center was evidence of the "gulf" between him and the American people. Whoopi and Joy strongly disagreed.

"This is America!" Joy said.

"Listen to me because you'll learn!" O'Reilly rudely interrupted her, which stunned the audience. Whoopi and Joy eventually walked off the set and Barbara Walters had to turn to the audience and say "This should not have happened."

Check out the heated debate and you tell us whose side you're on...



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Bill O'Reilly On The View

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Bill O’Reilly makes a bold but not so fresh declaration.

Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar storm off the set in disgust as their crowd of viewers cheer and Barbara Walters pleads for a little bit of sanity.

But wait, why? What happened? News organizations have been covering the latest fallout between two of The View’s hosts and O’Reilly, of Fox’s The O’Reilly Factor fame, since the incident occurred this morning, but most the headlines don’t get into specifics.

It’d be easy to assume that Whoopi and Joy, some of the most outspoken women on a talk show packed with outspoken women, were just doing as they usually do: kicking up a fuss because someone said something they disagree with. Storming off might be a bit much, but of you look at their track records on the show, maybe it’s not such a stretch.

Actually, though, Goldberg and Behar had good cause to be upset.

O’Reilly appeared on this (Thursday) morning’s taping of The View to promote his latest book, Pinheads and Patriots. Talk soon turned to the Park51/”Ground Zero” mosque and community center.

O’Reilly declared he was against the construction of the mosque and community center because of its close proximity to Ground Zero.

(The mosque and community center would be built about two blocks north of Ground Zero. The proposal of the mosque and community center has sparked controversy throughout the nation and the world. Some oppose the project because they believe it’s disrespectful to the victims of September 11th and their families to build a Muslim worship center so close to the site of the World Trade Centers; others support the mosque and community center’s construction because they believe it’s an issue of religious freedom and because they hope Park51 will promote healing.)

“That’s inappropriate,” said O’Reilly of the mosque and community center. “Sure, they have a right to do it, and in the constitution – but it’s inappropriate because a lot of the 9/11 families…say look, we don’t want that.”

The discussion continued with O’Reilly expressing his disappointment in Pres. Obama’s reaction to the Park51 project. Goldberg and O’Reilly exchanged comments about Obama’s response to the Park 51 mosque and community center until O’Reilly declared “seventy percent of Americans don’t want that mosque.”

Goldberg then asked, in response to O’Reilly’s assertion that 70% of Americans don’t approve of the Park51 mosque and community center, “Why is that? Why is it inappropriate?”

“Because Muslims killed us on 9/11!” O’Reilly replied.

Goldberg reacted strongly. “Oh my god!” she cried. The broadcast fell silent for a moment as the censors bleeped out her declaration, “That’s such bullshit!”

To be honest, it’s hard to tell who’s saying what after that. The main talking point, made by Goldberg, was that Muslims didn’t perpetuate the September 11th attack on the Pentagon and the World Trade Centers – Muslim extremists did.

And that’s a valid point to make. There is a clear distinction between the vast majority of Muslims and the 19 Muslim extremists who acted in the September 11th terrorist attacks. Most Muslims – and certainly those constructing the Park51 mosque and community center – abhor the practices of al-Qaeda and other extremist groups. I believe that it’s irresponsible for a man of O’Reilly’s prominence to fail to make that clarification.

Behar stood up to leave first, and Goldberg followed her out as the audience applauded their move.

After they departed, Walters said their leaving was an example of what shouldn’t happen on The View. “We should be able to have a discussion without washing out hands and screaming and walking off stage,” she said.

She then made O’Reilly clarify that the men who participated in the September 11th terrorist attacks were “Muslim extremists.” O’Reilly amended his previous statement, and the show continued.

So does the controversy over his original comments.

Wherever public opinion ends up – and so far, it seems to be on the women’s side – O’Reilly is not sorry about what he said. He used the “Talking Points” segment of his show this evening to further explain his position on Muslims and the Park51 project.

“No one I know wants to insult Muslims, but almost everybody I know are tired of the political correctness surrounding the 9/11 attack,” he said. “The truth is if moderate Muslims all over the world would stand with America against radical Islam, the terrorists couldn’t exist. But obviously that is not happening.”

Now go out and debate!

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