The $2 Million Question: Bra or Cake?

Earlier this week, Gossip Cop reported that a restaurateur planned to give Kim Kardashian a jewel-encrusted birthday cake valued at nearly $2 million tonight — although Kardashian herself hadn’t asked for it.

Meanwhile, Victoria’s Secret unveiled its own $2 million stunner: a diamond-studded “fantasy bra” modeled by Adriana Lima.

Obviously, both items are way, way beyond ridiculous.

But if you had the money and you had to pick, would you rather have $2 million in jewels beneath your shirt or for dessert?